She stretched out a yellow hand and growled at it. Reaching for the fridge door she growled again to steady her hand. She did a sustained kegel exercise to try to detract her strength from the action of opening the fridge, but she still pulled the handle off. Grabbing the milk, the claw of her left thumb punctured the carton and white liquid poured out onto her dark fur. She thought of the Milky Way spilling from Hera’s breast as she howled in morning frustration. The prick next door banged his fist on the wall they shared.
She called her neighbour Nose-lobe, due to his extraordinarily long nostrils. They flapped slightly when he was angry, or when caught in a strong breeze. With all the cups too small or broken to hold in her present state, she resigned herself to coffee in a saucepan. This also saved on damage to the kettle, as she only had to hold the pan in her page-sized hands to heat the liquid. Her own body heat clouded the cold morning.